You're Doing it Wrong

Don't blame me, a Marine told it to me...

• You're on a vehicle going at a constant speed
• To your right is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you
• To the left, there is a sharp dropoff of about 2 feet
• 3 feet beyond the dropoff is a metal fence
• Immediately infront of you is a galloping horse
• Immediately behind you is a galloping zebra
• The vehicle you are on is controlled by an ex-con with a drug habit

How do you escape this dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.