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Breaking:  Fuel fire melts steel.  Buy stock in tin foil; hat production expected to skyrocket. 

Ace on the bizarre occurrence: 

Physicist Kip Thorne believes the area may in fact be a "naked singularity," a region in space in which the normal physical laws that govern the universe simply fail to operate. He suggests that the National Guard be activated to surround the area at a "safe distance," in order to keep the curious well away from the site. "Strange energies may be radiating from the wreckage as we speak," Thorne said. "Bizarre forms of radiation, atoms and quarks previously unseen in our reality. Maybe even wizards riding dinosaurs and crazy shit like that."

Shit like this is why I have a man crush on Ace.  The guy is fucken hilarious.