I've been RAPED

I have a single family home located in West Columbia, SC.  Not too long ago, sewage treatment for my area (the Springdale area) was handed over to the City of Cayce, a shitty low-rent ugly little bit of the generally beautiful Columbia metropolitan area. 

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?!? This asshole, if you will, of the area then began to have UNCONSENTUAL SEX WITH ME IN MY RECTUM.  WITHOUT LUBE.  Every month they pull up infront of my house in their beat up piece of shit 15-year-old F150 with a poor man's version of a monster truck suspension (wood blocks under the leaf springs) and proceed to FUCK ME OUT OF 37.69 a FUCKING MONTH.  Yeah, that little 69c was a nice touch.  You fucking rapists.

 

This RAPIST MONOPOLY bills me 450$ a fucking year to take sewage that flows through pipes laid and paid for twenty years ago, pretend to treat it, and then dump it into local wetlands and rivers.  They then take my cash, buy a case of Budweiser and a bag of stems and seeds and LAUGH at us. 

What value do I get for this 450$ a year?  I live on a hill.  I could easily shit out the fucking window and watch it roll downhill.  I don't need their fucking Jethro asses to play grabass while they pump my piss directly into some field just off I-77; I could do that myself. 

So, this is what I want:  I want GOLD FUCKING PLATED PIPES COMING OUT OF MY ASS.  I want CLOWNS TO COME CLEAN MY TOILET BOWL WITH LITTLE DOGS DRESSED LIKE VAGABONDS.  I want FOOTBALL AND PORNO AND BOOKS ABOUT WAR.  I want SOMETHING for all this fucking money, and it better be MORE than what I used to get for LESS. 

At least kiss me after you fuck me.  Jerkoffs. 

Bullshit Post by: McGurk at 01:02 PM | 3  Replies | Reply

Yup- it's a racket...  It's just about as bad with my friggin' trash.  They come up once a week- the days vary, could be Monday one week and Friday the next... Then they charge me about $43 per 3 months.  The problem I have with these friggin morons is that they convienently forget that I paid the last time and double, sometimes triple, charge me every friggin time.  AND when I bring copies of the checks that I paid them with they always say the same thing "I guess it hasn't gotten into our system yet..."  Um- you're a business that is all over the region and you have no fucking clue how to keep accounting books....   Yeah...  I'll believe that when giant monkies fly out of my ass...

1 Posted by JohnSpartan on April 25, 2007 08:58 PM (Ri74D)

I can hardly wait until they do this with our health care.

2 Posted by McGurk on April 26, 2007 01:54 AM (8GzzQ)

HATE CRIME! Ditto. My old apartment had their water through the city and it was the same scenario. They would constantly try to charge me for my next door neighbors water though.

They could give me water, but they couldn't figure out where to send the bill.

3 Posted by NthPower on April 26, 2007 12:31 PM (fdeNn)

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