You're Doing it Wrong

Yay!

Okay, it may seem a little out of left field, but I just got back from spin class, where I found out that 60$ worth of gear from Dick's Sports (don't laugh) can keep your ass from hurting.

Now, you wouldn't normaly think that anything you get from Dicks would prevent your ass from hurting, but believe me. It can be accomplished. A lovely 20$ gel bike seat cover and a pair of 40$ XX bike shorts (I'm not fat, I'm big boned) did wonders for my special place.

Since class, I've had two smokes and eaten a steak.

On other fronts, posting is still slow due to the release I'm working on. I'm stacking up tons of material for programming posts, if I ever get around to them. Stuff about sql queries, adapting the singleton pattern to ASP.NET applications, shit like that.

And, one last thing, I'm proud to see my photoshop up on Ace's blarg again. If you haven't seen it, its a shoop I wooped on Andrew Sullivan's blarg's header's picture's. Here it is (fair use, etc):

The guy is a nutbag, and I have it on good authority that he's also a f-4-g. Not that there's anything wrong with that; I have a secret Man Crush on Ace. Wait, did I just type that out, specifically linking to a definition of Man Crush at UrbanDictionary?

Anyhow, wish me luck on the project. We've had about four or five slips at the end here. Its a relatively minor release, so we only lost about a month and a half. But shit like this isn't going to swing for the projects we're working on for the next year or two.

ULTRA GAY UPDATE! As if this post wasn't queer enough... The artist who drew the origina pic for Andy's blarg is Terry Colon, who's art is regularly featured on Suck.com. The irony is almost as plentiful as goldy or bronzy.