NOBODY PANIC. I'm fine. It was touch and go for a minute, but then I realized that I was about ninety miles from Goose Creek. Whew!
It was said that the device sounded like a firecracker when they destroyed it. This is definitive proof we have some of the finest trained law enforcement in the country. How else could they tell the difference between the explosion used to detonate a pack of black cats, and the detonation of the black cats themselves?
By the way, the black cats I'm referring to are fireworks. Not actual black cats. Put your erection away.