You're Doing it Wrong

Just got an email from my dad in which he tells me about a conference he's going to in a mountain city in Poland, the name of which reminds me of a joke...

A polak goes to the eye doctor.  The doc holds a card over his left eye and says, "Read the last line."  The polak goes "r-c-z-y-s-z-c-z-y-r-k."  The doc looks at him, astonished.  "You can read that??"  "Not only can I read that, but I know the guy!"