If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of food? 
Is this for real, or is it the vicodin?
Having a blood blister the size of a walnut in your gums isn't fun. But this is:
Soft Air USA Defender of World Peace 1!
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Its a moot point until FTL, anyhow. Imagine if you will...
You fall off your toilet and bump your head. Suddenly, you have the idea how to step outside of spacetime and re-enter in the past or future. Its the Fluxored Capacitor! So you set about creating it and installing it in a 2008 Dodge Charger. What, a Delorean? Thats so 80's.
Anyhow, you climb into your time machine and set the clock back ten minutes ago. You step on the accelerator and get up to 88 MPH and....
You die in the vaccuum of space.
Because, even though you did manage to go back in time, you forgot that the earth is constantly moving in space. When you went back in time ten minutes, you ended up in space where the earth will be ten minutes later.
And so, as you choke on the last rivlets of blood that are boiling out of your tongue, the earth catches up to you and you burn up on reentry. Scientists spend the next hundred years trying to figure out how a Dodge ended up crashing through the roof of a home in Schenectety.
(a comment at Q and O)
NOBODY PANIC. I'm fine. It was touch and go for a minute, but then I realized that I was about ninety miles from Goose Creek. Whew!
It was said that the device sounded like a firecracker when they destroyed it. This is definitive proof we have some of the finest trained law enforcement in the country. How else could they tell the difference between the explosion used to detonate a pack of black cats, and the detonation of the black cats themselves?
By the way, the black cats I'm referring to are fireworks. Not actual black cats. Put your erection away.
This... is... THE BEST FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO EVAR. Watch it and never go back; you'll just be disappointed. And wear deoderant, nigga! Is not expensive!
