Protip: 3.33 in (or rather, from the end, as apparently YouTube is now counting down) you shit bricks.
Here's a quiz. Which is worse?
Writing an 11 page SQL query
Editing an 11 page SQL query to shoehorn in new conditionals in about fourty different places to add a new bullshit feature that pretty much only one customer will ever use and we'll never see our money back on?
We won't be able to party again like this until 8/8/8! Or something!
Video blarg is video. Gayest water fountain. Ever.
Douche chill, [doosh chil], noun phrase. Douche chills, douche chiller, doushy.
I'm not sure why; it doesn't really apply. I don't think. It'd have been better if it was Carter, no doubt. But who doesn't like laughing at Algor?
Omfg. I have to totally steal this from Ace.
Oh lawd. You probably think you know what this is from the pic, but its much, much more. Play it for about one minute. Its better than Oz to Floyd.
Update! Fuck the shit!
If you don't know who Sour Shoes is, or have never heard his act, I feel for you. The guy is a friggen scream. If he wasn't such a loser he'd be out of his parent's house and on national radio, if not on national TV.
Pics of the guy are rarer than hen's teeth (ugh, that's a corny metaphor). Now, thanks to some douchebag radio show, I've got three pics of the guy. Here they are:
Catching fuckers with their pants down since 1990