You're Doing it Wrong

Okay, so that's east of I-26, right?

Yep, a couple miles down route 1 to paradise!  Or at least a local bar one step above dive that sells beer cheap.

I was turned on to this blarg by someone that I considered to be a friend.  After seeing this, I am asking to have my 10 minutes back.  There is a rumor that the NotMcGurk guy is a programmer, but I say that loosely.  I find it funny that McGurk has a programming forum, but I don't believe he is a programmer.  Perhaps he should be.  I believe that I have seen some of NotMcGurk's work and it looks like a chimp wrote that code. 

The news reported last week that the worst drivers in America were in Columbia, SC.  I noticed that the Gurks (Mc and NotMc) are spending an excessive amount of time in the local pubs.  There might be a correlation between the crappy drivers, the amount of alcohol consumed, and also the alcohol correlation also can be made for chimps that write rotten code in THE DEVIL'S PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE .

I would contend that if the Gurks would spend less time burning up brain cells with cheap beer, and posting in blargs, the code would be spectacular.

I know McGurk has a hammer to fix things occasionally, I would recommend fixing some of NotMcGurk's code with some persuasion with the hammer.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG, BRAD!

I have no idea who Brad is, but I would guess he probably has better things to do than chatting with guys.  I was looking for a cool blarg and some guy with a Philipine love child told me this was a cool blarg.  That's what I get for listening to programmers.

I fear this will turn into a homosexual forum soon.  Please remove all my posts so I won't be connected to some strange homosexual bondage site.

Brad is the one who is in charge of getting you scanners and ED 209 's and license codes and all that fun stuff, the bad news for you is that he is usually at the pub with us.  Good code is relative, it depends on perspective, my code has kept me employed for three years so it is GOOD Code.

K, Mark.  Pls put $1000.00 into my PayPal account or I'll post your business name and work number.  You have ten seconds to comply.

My beef has never been with McGurk.  His startup program works flawlessly and has allowed me to do the hundreds of updates that I receive from NotMcGurk.  That is why I asked in my original post for McGurk to take over programming or at least help fix the bad code with his hammer.  If I were McGurk, I would probably drop the banhammer on NotMcGurk.  He shouldn't be posting in this blarg.  He should be fixing the 3 items on my list right now.  McGurk, please help him.  I would like to see this program work in its entirety before 2057.  I also worry that inviting some individuals like NotMcGurk to play is going to give your nice little site an unsavory flavor.  I hear he hates the Irish.  What did they ever do to him?!?!  I did notice he is hiding under a pseudonym of NOTMc.  Probably doesn't like McDonalds french fries either.  May be a communist.

Damnit, I can't find ur email addy, so lemme just post it here (I'll nuke this reply tomorrow). 

Please, stay, enjoy.  But please keep usinessbay off the logbay.   I started this thing 1) cause I'm helping a guy I (sort of) know beta test his software and 2) I'm tired of giving my content away for free on other people's blargs .  I'll be posting general programming stuff, but nothing that has to do directly with my orkway.  I'd love if my ompanycay would adopt an official policy for employee blargs , like Microsoft does.  Maybe in future when we get our network in order.  I'll be first in line and would be more than happy dealing with our customers on a 1:1 basis about our products.  Until that point, all official orkway usinessbay is email only for me. 

I've added some wordfiltering to keep some of the specific terms that are orkway related from slipping through.  But when I see anything get posted that hits too close I'm gonna nuke the comment (like I did with some stuff Not posted).  Anything else is open season.

You need to fire NotMc.  I would haven't gone that direction if he didn't give away the company info he did.  I still think he is a communist.  He always said he is a marine, the question is from what pinko country was he a marine?  I would bet France.  He wanted me specifically to get on this blarg and stir up trouble.  Sounds like a Frenchman to me.

I still think he is a communist.  He always said he is a marine, the question is from what pinko country was he a marine?  I would bet France.

INTERNET FIGHT!!!

No need for firing.....I QUIT.........

...................... wait for it................

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AAAHAHA, did you see the look on his face, priceless.

First off, a guys who uses Poindexter as his alias should NOT be analyzing other alias names, and McGurk is free to use his idea stick on me at any time, of course he will need to purchase a new one after that.

Thirdly, I have already told you, that no matter how sweet you talk to me I am NOT moving to Pinheadiana.  I probably could get the three things off the "WTF did the SFU do now" list, if I did not keep getting phone calls and emails from certain MCSE certified professionals.

Why don't you tell McGurk about all that bitchy stuff I hear about the images, he made those too you know.  That being said, you are right, McGurk is a far better programmer than me; McGurk, how about take over EMMA for me while I go to a nice sandy place with warm breezes and free tequilla.

............................wiat for it...............................

AAAHAHA, did you see the look on his face, priceless.

Finally, I did make a mistake and post busi-ness related info, my bad, will not happen again.  I am still trying to get used to this Entireweb, or World Wide Net, or whatever you whippersnappers are calling it these days.

There NotMc goes again.  Trying to blame others for his mistakes.  I get him race tickets each year and don't charge a scalpers rate, I have invited him numerous times to come visit the "Greatest Spectacle in Racing" here in "Pinheadiana".  He is trying to stir up trouble between McGurk and myself.  While I agree that these images you made reference to might need some adjustment, I don't see a need in starting a war over it.  McGurk seems to have a foul attitude and hates user incompetence as much as I do.  Therefore, I am supportive of McGurk since I share his beliefs.  I don't share the same beliefs the older generation of programming French communists.  Now that I have that off my chest, I wish to contribute an obscure reference here.  I saw in a signature line of an email I received from a high ranking official of a school that read the following:  Knowledge is Good - Emil Faber.  Anyone know what that is from?  Another item of interest that I am sure NotMc probably didn't take the time to look up or share with anyone else that is entertaining, look on myspace for sadkermit  especially if you are a Radiohead fan.  One final thing, can we kick NotMc off here, provide him with a 1200 baud modem and a BBS he can dial into so he can enjoy the good old days.  I am hoping one of these days he will tell me what the sixties were like.  I wasn't born yet.

Lol, you said myspace. Don't you know the cool kids all hang out over at youtube now? Get with the times, grandpa!  Blarg cat laughs @ you.  Now don't you feel silly?

Damnit...  It stripped out my image code.  Waiting for post preview, Pixie.

Where my pub at??????  Come on 3:30pm EST, last one to State is a rotten egg.