Quick ups to Zombie, a frequent LGF commentor who is also our head agent in the San Francisco sleeper cell. Zombie, who is in such deep cover that nobody even knows what sex this recently departed (and recently departed leftie after 9/11) person is. But Zombie is all over the moonbat scene in SanFran, bringing us... disturbing is too nice a word; frightening images from the heart of the left. An example would be the recent post about the wacky "Breasts, not Bombs" group's infiltration into the campaign headquarters of that evil warmongerer, Bu$hitler McChimpy. No, wait, its Hillary. Sorry.
And, lemme warn you before you go clicking that link... the group should be called "Saggy Bags of Flopsweatty Titmeat, not Bombs". Ugh, fucking hippies.
Great article over at The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid about broadband penetration comparisons. Like pulling out your cocks and seeing who's longest, some people seem to be obsessed with this supposed metric for comparing the US' technical strength against other, more pussy, countries.
Personally, the whole "My IT is bigger than yours!" comparison stinks. Its completely worthless to compare countries by their IT penetration. Why would we ever want 100% broadband use? The market decides how much broadband we need or want. Its similar to idiots running around trying to get laptops into schools. Kids don't need laptops to learn. Its just a distraction. But some people seem to think that its not only useful but also required in order to keep our country from reverting back to a feudal society.
This obsession with broadband is, no doubt, spurred on by the fact that the US consistently comes out shitty in the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development's broadband adoption statistics.. Who is the OECD? International busybodies. Nuff said.
Noted douche bag and midget Paul Krugman made big hay out of this one. Of course, a handful of hay would be big to that runt. His article can be glimpsed here for a slight fee. Its worth going to the link just to peek at his ugly mug. Paul is well known for getting pretty much everything wrong, and being an asshole about it. I could cite, but Google has done it for me. A simple search reveals why tenure is fucking stupid, and why our higher education suffers for it.
The reason why I'm bringing it up is that I love it when douche bags, busybodies and european countries in general get pwnt. This tempest in a teapot is a fine example of it. Because the study is a complete pile of bullshit. You can read why at Don Luskin's site.
Essentially, it goes like this: International bag of worthless assholes studies a nonexistent problem using demonstrably bad measures. Fuck-ups use study to "Nyah Nyah" everybody they don't like. Study is then completely owned, and by some dickbag at the FCC, thus showing up both fuck-ups and bag of stink for the idiots they are. It just gives me a warm feeling inside.
So, some douche whipped out his cock and pissed all over the US military. Congrats, faggot..
If you don't know about what's going on, lemme drop some knowledge:
http://incoldblarg ger.blargs pot.com/2007/07/killitary-are-americas-armed-forces.html
As I like it when people shit on themselves and have to walk around stinking of their own waste, I made sure to pop over to Wikipedia and update this asshole's profile so that he'll be always linked with his putrid work. His "pro-soldier all the way" work. What a fuckup.
I love Wikis, btw. I made sure to link his blarg and 'Killitrary' to his profile, so anybody searching the wiki was sure to get to the good stuff. Fuck you, Mitch.
So there is some scheming afoot by certain Democrats to strip out Rep. Pete King's civil liability protections for people who report suspicious activities from the Rail and Public Transportation Security Act of 2007.
At this point, its just a "reliable source" of Andrew McCarthy's that is telling him this. I would suggest that if it comes to light that this is true and who the perpetrators are, they should also be stripped. Then tarred, feathered and ran out of Washington on a rail.
Who do these motherfuckers represent? Is it us? Maybe trial lawyers? Or anybody who hates us as much as they do?
“We have always said that any discussion of September 11 in any way, shape or form would be made on sacred ground, with reverence to those who were lost,†said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, California Democrat.
Lying whore who pisses in your face and tells you its raining. An amazing feat, no doubt, but you've still got a face full of piss at the end of the trick.
Rep. Bennie G. Thompson, Mississippi Democrat and chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, initially opposed the legislation, expressing concern that it would lead to racial profiling.
Fucking traitor. One click and you can tell this piece of shit to die in a fire.
“When the 9/11 terrorists attacked us, they really don't ask whether we are black, white, red, yellow. They just want to hurt Americans,†Mr. Thompson said.
However, now we see where some of our legislator's priorities lie. Leftist shitheads are openly saying they would kill Bu$hitler if they had the opportunity. Would I get in trouble if I suggested that I would like to take these two fucknuts out and wrap a suicide belt around their necks?
UPDATE: MM has a very good post on the subject with lots of detailed info.
Below the bump is a list of the shitheels who voted against (notice a pattern?), with clickable goodness so you can zoom to their comment forms and tell them to get fucked.
UPDATE: The Center for Security Policy announces that the John Doe provision has been saved. They cite the work of concerned citizens, Senators Joe Lieberman and Susan Collins for helping to save it. Via LGF.
Man.
Next version is done. Well, done except for my old tests that I have to run through. But the new functionality is in there and it works. This also marks the first time I set up anything resembling acceptance tests. Essentially its a list of URLs, both that are designed to pass and designed to fail, that hit every permutation of my test data. That's proper, but it isn't set up using a tool like Fit. I just added the URLS to a "group" in Maxathon which I opened and checked against my testing documentation. This kind of testing would be so sweetly done if I had it set up using FitNesse, but that's a job for the future.
I checked my longest query, and its up to 14 pages from 11, the original length. 99% of the time only a portion of that query will be evaluated, but in the worst case scenario... its the worst case.
In celebration for this milestone (and my ability now to rejoin my work moving development out of the dark ages here), let's groove on some Chocolate Rain!
This... is... THE BEST FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO EVAR. Watch it and never go back; you'll just be disappointed. And wear deoderant, nigga! Is not expensive!
Well, I'm not exactly sure what to make of this. Yeah, its a trailer for a remake of Day of the Dead, Romero's shittiest Dead movie. Except for Land of the Dead. Here it is:
Couple problems. First, it looks and sounds like absolute shit. Second, April 2007? Third, its not directed by Zack Snyder, who did the completely awesome remake of Dawn and 300 and is now working on The Watchmen, but is directed by some shithead hack TV director. Fourth, the movie is delayed for "reshoots." That means its shit and they know it. Fifth, there are rumors that it will be PG-13. What a horrible fucking letdown.
I've got a suggestion. Shitcan it. Shuffle it off to DVD and forget it ever happened. Then, after the Watchmen is out, get Zack onboard a real remake. There are no rules to say you can't do this.
So my RSS reader picked up an article from blargs.msdn.com about the efforts against ooxml by various OSS advocates. K, so I take a look.
I start reading as the guy describes some of the tactics OSS advocates are taking against MS' new open XML format for Office documents. These tactics include lobbying efforts funded by certain figures in the OSS movement, where activists can get bullshit propaganda to use in relentless attacks against their percieved enemy, MS.
So the OSS community, which has a higher percentage of lefties than the public in general, is starting to adopt the tactics of the radical left to advance their agenda. The only thing surprising about this is that they haven't done this earlier.
But what makes this special is that the dick who's blog I'm reading starts making these snide remarks like (if his name didn't already start with a K they'd have to add it) "Karl Rove would be so proud" and "Rove and Bush would be quite proud." The irony, the irony.
It kinda reminds me of one of my dear relatives, who said "I detest Bush. He's a crazy Christian, an idiot, and is truly evil. And he's divisive, too." At which point I did a spit take and announced that I had to go. How people can be so blind to themselves and to what's going on around them is sometimes shocking to me. Other times its saddening. People, stop the irrational hatred. Please. Focus your hatred towards idiots like the guy who inspired me to write this post.
Didn't think you'd be back. Project Capsicum-in-Douchebag's-Douchewater commencing...
